Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 7:41 pm
Ever wondered what goes on, on the streets at night when you guys are snugly in bed?
Well I guess not.
Coz yeah Well I'm one of (Quoting that bugger of a phrase you see in posters) "The Reason why Singapore Sleeps Peacefully"
Yes all hail the men in blue(me included).
We are such noble men(and women too) holding the task of ensuring the peace.
(I make it sound soo fundamental that it deemed on the brink of arrogance. hahahaha)
Well enough of the nonsense.
The only vehicles that seem to hog the road at night after midnight are taxis.
They are like vultures of the night, swopping at any pedestrian on the pathway hoping that they would be their next customer.
And speaking of taxis, bugger some of the apeks drivers indulge in some fun themselves coz whenever we see a lady seating in the front passenger seat of a taxi, we sure know its a gal from c#### (you know what i mean).
Ok enough of taxis, next we have those couples who enjoys a romp in their vehicles in secluded areas. I'm not gonna tell you guys where these places are , go figure.
We just love to see their panic stricken faces when they see us right beside their vehicles.
Hahahahaha
And you wouldnt expect one person to go around neighbourhoods at night feeding the stray cats.
I saw the guy with a car boot-ful of cat food and you could see the felines lining up to get their serving.
The streets are naturally quite in the housing estates after 2 am.
We wont have any qualms about spotchecking anyone found loitering in the suburbs.
Well thats all for now.
Adios.
Thursday, May 24, 2007, 11:48 am
Its not yet dead yet as you can see.
Even though its been ages since i last wrote an entry and eons since someone actually tagged,
this blog still aint dead yet.
(Well its flailing but still not dead)
Speaking of dead,
Yes I can add to my list of seeing another dead body in the course of my duty.
Wooohooo!! (I must be insane to be happy to see dead bodies, well quite the contrary)
So far only 4 so far.
And the latest one was a women who hanged herself from the staircase barrister of her terrace house. It was a first time for one of my colleague and he couldnt take the sight.
And me and a few others were taking the mickey out of him after work ended.
Yes ok ok I'm cruel, but who isnt hahaha.
Work is getting pretty much a routine that I'm getting sick of it.
I cant wait for June.
I'll be going off for a holiday!!!
Wooohoooooooo!
Thats all for now.
Adios...
Even when I'm down and out,you're always there to lift me up =)
Sunday, May 06, 2007, 12:19 pm
One post in one month.
Man this is really baaaddd.
I should be shot at.
Or i could just shoot myself hahaha.
Its already May.
And please 12 of May come quickly.
My bank account is desperately in need of a top-up.
Dont ask what i spend on.
And why have I not been updating my blog.
Well firstly, busy with work.
Secondly most of the time, other members of my family are using the computer.
Thirdly I like to go out and spend time with my dearie.
Lastly, my PSP seems to call out to me everytime I'm free.
Work seems ok.
There seems to be a surge in section 32 cases. (Insane people)
Singaporeans are getting stressed up it seems until they become insane.
Ok i'm hungry now.
gotta go.
bye
